ntang (ntang) wrote,

Salacious phrases: the religious edition

Ok, it's that time of the year again - time to compete for who can come up with the worst suggestive phrase. This time, the theme is "religion". (Last time, if you recall, it was "coffee". Example: I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.)

I'll start you guys off:

- He wants you to worship at his temple
- He wants you to put an offering in his plate
- He wants you to find God

Of course, the gender isn't really important, what's important is that they are cheesy, and that they are suggestive. Bad puns? Good phrases. The more heretical the better.

Tags: funny, humor, jokes, salacious phrases
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