I had this dream last night. I was walking through the city going to work and suddenly everything sort of melted and I fell down a manhole into the sewers except I was in the country in front of a big house. So I went in and there was this amazing chick in there, I mean, drop dead gorgeous, and wearing just enough to emphasize it and not enough to leave much to the imagination. And she was in bed, beckoning to me. So I climbed into bed and she pulled the covers over me and told me she'd handle everything and then I slept for 12 hours while she cleaned the house and then took care of the kids and then paid the bills.
God, I still get goosebumps thinking of it.
I just made that up. I'm going to bed now. G'nite all.