Why do you have to buy tickets for high holidays?
"In order to arouse us to this task, it is the Ashkenazi custom to blow the shofar every morning after prayers during the month of Elul."
How do you get the job of shofar?
I find it very amusing that after you finish blowing the shofar every morning for a month, then comes Sukkot. That's not a question, I'm just sayin'.