Yes... it's a "sexual cushion" - all of the fun of a woman, none of the backtalk! Or... face. Or arms, either, actually. And now with a handy draw-string, good for storing... loose... change?
I don't even know what to say to it, really, other than JESUS CHRIST. That's fucked up.
(Found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/467025.html )