Today you could be surprised at someone's affection, NICHOLAS. Maybe there is somebody in your social circle who has a huge crush on you. You might have been unaware of their feelings, but you'll find out today! Or perhaps your romantic partner will be feeling especially flirtatious today. They might want to snuggle and be close to you right now, so have fun! You need to soak up that adoration and appreciation.
Sweet. So to all the hotties who're secretly crushing on me: go ahead, you can tell me.
(Cue 70's porn music: *baow-chicka-baow-baow*....)
