Because... nnnggrrrhhh.... this is causing me physical pain to type... because their idiot prince likes "pizza" and brought back 14 pies with him, and do you know who - DO YOU KNOW WHO - he chose to supply said pies? DO YOU?
He chose Domino's.
I hate the whole country, I hate anyone who's royalty, I hate anyone who is related to Domino's in any way, shape or form - including all current and former employees - and I hate anyone I missed in any of the last statements. I HATE EVERYTHING.
I bet GW introduced him to Domino's. Bastard.
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