If I wanted to make my own food I wouldn't buy the convenient snack-size yogurt thingy, I'd buy a cow and a strawberry field. Having to stir it all up and always having a few chunks of strawberry that I missed stuck along the bottom is annoying. I don't want blobs of strawberry goo and blobs of vanilla, I want a smooth mix of the two. I didn't buy "plain yogurt with strawberry goo", I bought "strawberry yogurt". So fucking STOP putting the fruit on the bottom, you fuckers, and let me eat my yogurt in peace.
Fruit on the bottom [c]
If I wanted to make my own food I wouldn't buy the convenient snack-size yogurt thingy, I'd buy a cow and a strawberry field. Having to stir it all up and always having a few chunks of strawberry that I missed stuck along the bottom is annoying. I don't want blobs of strawberry goo and blobs of vanilla, I want a smooth mix of the two. I didn't buy "plain yogurt with strawberry goo", I bought "strawberry yogurt". So fucking STOP putting the fruit on the bottom, you fuckers, and let me eat my yogurt in peace.
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