If I wanted to make my own food I wouldn't buy the convenient snack-size yogurt thingy, I'd buy a cow and a strawberry field. Having to stir it all up and always having a few chunks of strawberry that I missed stuck along the bottom is annoying. I don't want blobs of strawberry goo and blobs of vanilla, I want a smooth mix of the two. I didn't buy "plain yogurt with strawberry goo", I bought "strawberry yogurt". So fucking STOP putting the fruit on the bottom, you fuckers, and let me eat my yogurt in peace.
Fruit on the bottom [c]
If I wanted to make my own food I wouldn't buy the convenient snack-size yogurt thingy, I'd buy a cow and a strawberry field. Having to stir it all up and always having a few chunks of strawberry that I missed stuck along the bottom is annoying. I don't want blobs of strawberry goo and blobs of vanilla, I want a smooth mix of the two. I didn't buy "plain yogurt with strawberry goo", I bought "strawberry yogurt". So fucking STOP putting the fruit on the bottom, you fuckers, and let me eat my yogurt in peace.
-
Where I am nowadays
I haven't updated this in a million years... in case you're wondering why, it's because I've mostly moved on to other places. You can find my…
-
DSL
I've been a loyal Megapath customer for years. (Something like 8 or 10, crazy, in that range...) They've had great service (and a great service -…
-
MySQL failover
So we're running some MySQL at work, which is a little unusual for us, but is probably long overdue. (Specifically, it's for some Wordpress…
- Post a new comment
- 7 comments
- Post a new comment
- 7 comments
