http://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/manhattan/nyc-ice0330,0,5846569.story?coll=nyc-homepage-headlines
Don’t cross Mr. Softee... or next month, you’ll be the flavor of the month. (I was thinking a joke about swimming with the fishes would be useful, but I couldn’t really think of how to tie in fish and ice cream. I’m at a loss, people.)
(Link/story stolen from
gothamist.) 