If I ever become President (or even Governor, I should go run in California), the first thing I'm going to do is outlaw oddly-sized, non-square-cornered boxes. All stuffed animals and other soft things will be required by law to be put in a box. A square-cornered box. All dvds will be required to come in exactly the same box. Same with cd's and computer games. Anyone attempting to sell any goods without first putting them in a square-cornered, even, flat, firm, and regularly-sized box will be shot on sight.
In other news, I just finished wrapping the Christmas presents.