Ow ow, ow, ow ow, owowoww, ow.
Woke up with my back absolutely killing me. I must've slept in an incredibly awkward position last night. Bloody hell. Ow ow ow. OW.
Well, at least there's some good news - it's Monday morning! Wait, no... fuck. Nevermind.
Some days it doesn't pay to wake up.