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The jokes kids tell

I've been posting a lot in my AA Journal recently... it's all kinds of fun, actually. Recently, I posted about the jokes my sons tell. My sons love to tell jokes. I love to hear them, too. They make me crack up, but perhaps not in the way you'd expect. Here are those posts.

Jokes

M: Why did the duck cross the street?
Me: I dunno, why?
M: To drink his juice! *hysterical laughter*
Me: ...
J: I would`ve have said water.

J: Why did the duck cross the street?
Me: Why?
J: To get to the pool!
Me: ...
J: That made sense, because ducks swim in pools.

J: Knock knock.
Me: Who`s there?
J: Be.
Me: Be who?
J: Be quiet!
Both kids: *cackle gleefully*
J: Oh wait I made up another! Knock knock!
Me: Who`s there?
J: Duck.
Me: Duck who?
J: Duck attack!
Both kids: *hysterical laughter*

Bedtime joke

M: "Daddy, why does 2 years need to cross the street?"
Me: "Why?"
M: "Because... because they need... they need their glasses. To read!"
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