Jokes
M: Why did the duck cross the street?
Me: I dunno, why?
M: To drink his juice! *hysterical laughter*
Me: ...
J: I would`ve have said water.
J: Why did the duck cross the street?
Me: Why?
J: To get to the pool!
Me: ...
J: That made sense, because ducks swim in pools.
J: Knock knock.
Me: Who`s there?
J: Be.
Me: Be who?
J: Be quiet!
Both kids: *cackle gleefully*
J: Oh wait I made up another! Knock knock!
Me: Who`s there?
J: Duck.
Me: Duck who?
J: Duck attack!
Both kids: *hysterical laughter*
Bedtime joke
M: "Daddy, why does 2 years need to cross the street?"
Me: "Why?"
M: "Because... because they need... they need their glasses. To read!"