I'm Bombadil with the mic in my hand
We're Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And We'll Rock this joint with our hobbit band
"Everything you read here is true: We come from Middle Earth and we can f***ing rap. That's right, when it comes to hobbit rhymes there's us and no one and we rock rooms from the Sea of Rhun to the Gulf of Lhun. We've been working on our self-titled album for nigh on two ages now, and should have it finished in time for Christmas 2004 (shire reckoning). In the meantime, we're going to post MP3s of our work -one by one- right here. We've got dozens of tracks. And they're all hotter than the cracks of doom."