I'm sure you've all seen the Jesus-playing-sports-with-kids statuettes before, they've gone around the LJ circuit a few times now. They appear, however, to have a new model out:
As far as I can tell, that's the "Jesus molesting a girl with a golf club while a young boy leers at them" statuette. Mmmm mmm good.
Two other popular models are:
Jesus sneaking a kiss
and
Jesus copping a feel
