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Like this, the K-Armored Ballistic Protection 4x8 Foot Panels
" Mil/UL/NIJ Std: 3 Shots FPED Marines fired almost 70 rounds into only 5" X 5" (125 X 125 mm); many rounds going on top of each other in the same hole. Result was no penetration, no ricochet, no failure, complete protection from bullets, blast debris and spam from fifteen (15) feet"
Not only will it stop rampaging armies, it will also (as an added bonus!) stop rampaging british comedians. SWEET.