ntang (ntang) wrote,

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Orgasmic fucking delight.

Oh joy of joys. I'm fucking ecstatic. Do you hear me? Ecstatic. My pants are all fucking sticky. There are angels playing harps up my fucking ass. DO YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE ANGELS UP MY ASS.

We got a fucking coffee machine. This is the "big surprise" the office manager emailed us about, had us gather around, as if she had something worthwhile to tell us. She hyped this more than the announcement that we were profitable a few weeks ago. Am I the only person that thinks that's the most pathetic attempt at morale boosting that has ever been conceived? Jesus Christ. A fucking COFFEE MACHINE.

Sometimes I hate this place.
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