To: [jr admin]
To: [jr admin] <jr admin@domain>
Cc: [group alias]@[domain]
Subject: Re: Missing Heartbeat
On Fri, 25 May 2001, [jr admin] wrote:
> I don't know -why- this machine was bothering [admin] last night. It hasn't
> been putting out heartbeats for a couple of days, but no harm done.
> [admin] put the heartbeat entry into root's crontab. I enabled remove logging
> to @loghost Heartbeats should actually reach [machine] now.
[Meanwhile, across the city in a dark shadowy room...]
Dark Shadowy B: (DSB) "So, how go the tests?"
Dark Shadowy G: (DSG) "They proceed according to plan. We are
alternating test subjects on a weekly basis, robbing them of sleep and instilling a great hatred of beeping things in them."
DSB: "Excellent, excellent."
DSG: "The first test subjects have already begun hunting out and
destroying small beeping objects. And the odd squeaking rodent."
DSB: "Excellent. Soon we shall have our zombie army, able to be driven into a bloodthirsty rage at the sound of a mere beep! And then... we shall conquer the world!"