ntang (ntang) wrote,

Fun With Email

From: Nicholas Tang <ntang@domain>
To: [jr admin]
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From: Nicholas Tang <ntang@domain>
To: [jr admin] <jr admin@domain>
Cc: [group alias]@[domain]
Subject: Re: Missing Heartbeat

On Fri, 25 May 2001, [jr admin] wrote:

> I don't know -why- this machine was bothering [admin] last night. It hasn't
> been putting out heartbeats for a couple of days, but no harm done.
> [admin] put the heartbeat entry into root's crontab. I enabled remove logging
> to @loghost Heartbeats should actually reach [machine] now.

[Meanwhile, across the city in a dark shadowy room...]

Dark Shadowy B: (DSB) "So, how go the tests?"

Dark Shadowy G: (DSG) "They proceed according to plan. We are
alternating test subjects on a weekly basis, robbing them of sleep and instilling a great hatred of beeping things in them."

DSB: "Excellent, excellent."

DSG: "The first test subjects have already begun hunting out and
destroying small beeping objects. And the odd squeaking rodent."

DSB: "Excellent. Soon we shall have our zombie army, able to be driven into a bloodthirsty rage at the sound of a mere beep! And then... we shall conquer the world!"

[pregnant pause]

DSB: "Muahahahahah!"

DSG: "Muahahahahah!"

Both: "Muahahahahah!"


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