Assorted People: What do we do? Where do we go? *annoyed muttering*
S: Hey, D, aren't you the fire warden for the floor?
D: Yeah, yeah. *sigh* So what are we supposed to do anyway?
LOUDSPEAKER: Fire wardens assemble at the east and west exits.
LOUDSPEAKER: If you are working on the East side of the building, and you discover a fire emergency on the East side of the building, you must evacuate by the West exit.
D:</> Oh, ok, it's a good thing they told us that. I thought we were just supposed to walk through the fire.
ALARM: *blare blare squonk annoy flarg loud loud loud*
EVERYONE: *ignore ignore ignore*
MY HEAD: *ache*