Although my boss suggested it.
For whatever reason, something has lost its mind and we've got a routing loop shutting down all outside connectivity to our sites. Fuck. So we've been down for, like, an hour. The reboot went fine, came up, and then BAM it all went down.
I dunno why. My boss doesn't know why. No one does.
I tried dialing into the cage but was getting 75% packet loss over the modem, essentially rendering me unable to connect to anything. BAH.
2 other admins are going in now to look at it.