And he is SO stereotypical sales... he talks like he's an actor playing the role of an annoying sales guy, he's buddy-buddy with people and refers to people as "Hey guy" and "buddy" and acts like he's your new best friend and practically drips EVIL.
I hate sales people.
If he continues to sit there and I continue to sit there, there will be a reckoning. I think I'll smash his head with my monitor. Repeatedly.