ntang (ntang) wrote,

The death special... or lack thereof.

So I went to Wendy's today, to pay my tribute to the great man that passed. It seemed only fitting that I eat at his chain of fast food restaurants, to honor his memory, and his deeds.

I was very upset to find, however, that there was no death special. No free biggie-size for mourners, no black boxes, no chicken nuggets made to look like tombstones. It was shocking. After all he's done, to ignore his passing. I know that he was a great man, and I know that a great man would've wanted me to get extra fries and a larger coke in remembrance of him. He would have wanted it that way, I know he would.

Dave Thomas, you may be a dead, rotting sack of meat, but your memory will live on in our stomachs.
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