Freshly baked blueberry pie, still steaming (I waited like 15 minutes so it wouldn't be too hot), with Breyer's vanilla ice cream spooned over the top... man, fantastic.
Of course, now I'm coughing like a mofo and my sore throat is hurting worse than before and I'm thinking that was really stupid, but you know what? It was worth it.
Assuming I survive. *cough cough choke cough*