ntang (ntang) wrote,


Ok, this was sent to me by a woman so no remarks about me being sexist. Not that I'm not, I just don't want to hear about it. ;)

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only".

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works..... "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there." "It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside"

So they start going up. First floor sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the
friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors so on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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