ntang (ntang) wrote,
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Fun for all ages.

I shouldn't do these right after I wake up.

A mad-lib thanks to Fuali.com:

Once upon a time, there was a shitty, crappy girl named bitch. Everyone loved bitch, but that didn't matter. You see she was stupid and in love with bastard, who happens to hate stupid girls. bitch tried very hard not to be stupid. She even tried fucking. But that didn't work.

Then one day while killing through a very ugly ghetto, she whacked upon a dirty rat. This dirty rat spoke to bitch and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."

Well bitch offed. And she quickly said, "What is your riddle, cheap rat?"

The rat replied, "If a pigeon has a gun, how many hos does it shoot?"

bitch thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"

The rat began drive-by-shooting, than it slapped, and turned into a ho. The ho yelled and said, "You are correct! You turned this old rat into back into a handsome ho. What is your wish?"

bitch was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be stupid any more! That way bastard will fall in love with me."

The ho then screwed his dirty crackvial and bitch was no longer stupid! She left the ghetto to find bastard. When she did, she found him blowing ho, the bitchy girl from newark. And bastard and ho lived nastily ever after. bitch, on the other hand, died a slutty spinster.

The end.


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