Heh, I was shopping in Warehouse Wines and Spirits downtown yesterday and talking to one of the people that work there about port, asking him about a few different bottles and their flavor, and the guy next to me asked me eagerly* if I was some sort of port expert, like a taster or something. I was amused. I told him no, I just enjoy drinking it.
* - Yeah, eagerly. He acted like he was meeting a celebrity or something, almost. It was cute.