NICHOLAS
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From the Swahili root meaning "Failure"
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Characteristics
Nicholas wants to be Barbara Streisand.
Personality
Nicholas is whiny and intrusive.
Natural
Nicholas 's gene-pool needs more chlorine.
Emotional
Nicholas is a pathetic loser.
Character
Nicholas whines to get attention.
Physical
Nicholas spreads lice.
Mental
Nicholas has the brains of a three-year-old.
Motivation
Nicholas strives to make others cry.
Damnit, nailed me.
