October 12th, 2006

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Today's events

Upon much reflection, I think there's really only one conclusion we can come to.

The Yankees are obviously an Al Qaeda sleeper cell. Fortunately, they blow up buildings just slightly better than they play baseball. *whew*

Go Mets!

(In all seriousness, the events of today were no laughing matter. It's important to have some empathy. The Mets game was rained out tonight, and a lot of fans - like myself - have to wait an additional day before watching them crush yet another opponent.)