July 6th, 2005

lung

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Ok, audience participation time. I'm sure you've all heard of at least one or two of these lines before... but there's room for a near-infinite variety. So, let's hear some! I'll get things started.

I like my women like I like my coffee, ...

...black and strong.
...dark and bitter.
...sweet and creamy.
...hot and wet.
...light and sweet.
...ground up and stored in the freezer.
...tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey.

Ok... GO!

(P.S. Anonymous comments are allowed, so everyone's welcome to join in, and you can get as raunchy as you wanna. ;) )