April 1st, 2005


Battle over Pope ensues

I dunno if you've all heard the latest, but Pope John Paul II, aka Karol Wojtyla, had his last rites administered yesterday, as his health has been declining and he's apparently dying of a UTI. He is on a ventilator and a feeding tube.

Anyways, a huge legal battle has broken out as apparently his husband, Jesus Wojtyla, after hearing from multiple doctors that John Paul is in a persistent vegetative state (PVS), has decided to remove his feeding tube, claiming that it was what John had requested to him verbally. His family, God and the Holy Spirit, are apparently suing for control and are demanding that the tube be put back in, claiming they heard him pray to them just days ago and saying that Jesus is committing an act of murder. They are planning on releasing a video to the internet by the end of the weekend.

I'll keep you posted on any updates.

In other news, the subways were all messed up this morning.