October 15th, 2004

lung

O'Reilly: I want to do you with my steaming hot falafel

Bill O'Reilly, from a recorded phone conversation: "So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."

Response one: <homer>Mmmm... falafel...</homer>
Response two: White sauce or hot sauce?

Read the full text of it (plus the rest of the lawsuit text) here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html
(Found via stjude.)