May 23rd, 2004

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30 second review: Van Helsing [t]

I went and saw Van Helsing tonight with my dad.  My review, in 30 seconds:

Van Helsing was very, very cheesy, but fun.  Kate Beckinsale is still hawt, even with too much makeup and a bad accent and ugly costumes, although as skinny as she is, she's the last person that needs a corset.

In summary: much better than Troy.