October 7th, 2003

lung

Links and other stupid human tricks

First off, Bush proclaims Marriage Protection Week. I'm sure he means well (ok I'm lying) but it just seems like a weird and sinister name vaguely reminiscent of the witness protection program. Why protection, of all words? I dunno. (Link found in nilesta's journal.)

While checking my hotmail, I briefly skimmed the headlines. The first two were "Matt Lauer welcomes baby" and "Top 10 hidden eateries". My tired mind merged the two into "Matt Lauer eats baby", which I found to be a bit disconcerting. Rereading it, it made much more sense. (Incidentally the restaurant list only had one place in the entire Northeast (2 if you count PA), and none actually in NYC. Bah.)

Apparently Semagic was the reason LJ sucked ass yesterday:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/lj_maintenance/68692.html

Finally, stolen from jwz, homosexual necrophiliac ducks:
http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

(No, really. Click the link, I'm serious. I can't decide if it's disturbing or amusing. Currently I'm leaning towards "both". Incidentally, that homosexual necrophiliac duck has impressive stamina.)
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