June 8th, 2003

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Infomercial Hell

I was just flipping through the channels, looking for something for the kids.

What did I find?

An infomercial hosted by twin midgets. No joke. I don't know if twin midgets are better salespeople than single midgets, or if perhaps midgets are better sales people than 6 foot tall salespeople. At least it got my attention.

They looked kind of like what you'd get if Maury Povich made 2 mini-me's. Hmm.