January 8th, 2003


Oolong - MURDERED!

The body of everyone's favorite celebrity rabbit and model, Oolong, was discovered today in Japan.

It was discovered, buried up to its ears in snow and dirt, its death caused by a brutal parody of the head-balancing life it lived, so near and dear to our hearts. You will be missed, Oolong.

Film at 11.

murder scene