May 24th, 2001

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Heh

LOUDSPEAKER: Attention, attention, ladies and gen-tlay-men, the fire drill will be starting in 2 minutes.

Assorted People: What do we do? Where do we go? *annoyed muttering*

S: Hey, D, aren't you the fire warden for the floor?

D: Yeah, yeah. *sigh* So what are we supposed to do anyway?

LOUDSPEAKER: Fire wardens assemble at the east and west exits.

LOUDSPEAKER: If you are working on the East side of the building, and you discover a fire emergency on the East side of the building, you must evacuate by the West exit.

D:</> Oh, ok, it's a good thing they told us that. I thought we were just supposed to walk through the fire.

ALARM: *blare blare squonk annoy flarg loud loud loud*

EVERYONE: *ignore ignore ignore*

MY HEAD: *ache*
  • Current Mood: amused amused
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Sigh.

I dread setting up service dependencies in Netsaint.

I can't wait until 0.0.8 comes out, with its HIERARCHICAL CONFIGURATION FILES WITH CLASS INHERITANCE*.

Sigh.



* - For most people, this means nothing. For people maintaining large Netsaint installations, this is an instant orgasm. I will have to wear plastic pants when 0.0.8 is released.
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Blerg

Cleaning stuff is annoying. Even cleaning tech messes up. But hopefully with a little cleaning we'll get fewer pages. Bleh.

This is why God invented junior admins. :P
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Fnord.

I'm so bloody tired, I dunno why. Need more sleep.

Had lunch with my cousin and... er... cousins... different generation though, so 2nd cousins twice not something or others.

Ate at an expensive Korean restaurant. Um, I forget the name. Han something. Maybe Hanlotsofmoney. Something like that.

So tired. Can barely keep my eyes open.

The 5 year old is down getting his hair cut w/ Abby, the cute hairdresser. I need to start laundry and then pick up both of them. Bleh.

Did I mention I'm tired?

Update: I think it was Hanwagi. Or something.

Update the second: I think they should have named it Hansolo. That would have been much cooler.
  • Current Mood: tired tired
  • Current Music: bloodhound gang - 14 - she ain't got no legs
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AHA!

After extensive research into the subject I determined the cause of my tiredness.

Severe caffeine deficiency.

I have since remedied this problem with an immediate and concentrated infusion of caffeine*. My distressed state has already started to improve. Awwww yeah.


* - 2 glasses of coke, a few handfuls of M&M's, and 2 Ferrero Rochet chocolates. Plus a few crackers and one of those diet/nutrition shakes. *shake vibrate shake*
  • Current Music: bloodhound gang - 03 - legend in my spare time
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Hairdressers

You know, the hair salon downstairs has a lot of cute women working there. And even though the employees rotate periodically (you know, some come, some go) they seem to keep a consistently high level of cuteosity. I highly approve.

And once again my sons have proven that they can effortlessly win any female to their cause. They all went wild over the baby especially but also the 5 year old. Now if only I had that effect on women. I'm going to have to study them and see if I can bottle that.

Now that would make a shitload of money - bottling and selling that. Hmmm. I have ideas for becoming wildly and insanely rich. <homer>Mmmm... money.</homer> Not that the sex ain't nice too. ;)
  • Current Music: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (The K.M.F.D.M.
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You know...

...I post a lot when I'm on a caffeine and sugar rush.

Woot woot woot.
  • Current Music: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (The K.M.F.D.M.
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AIYUAYAYAYAY AYAYAYAYA AYAYAYAYA AAYYYAY AYAYAYAYAYI YA YAYIAY Y Y Y AYAY YYAYAY AYAYAAAAA AAAAA A AAAAAA AAAA !!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!




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*vibrate*



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*vibrate*



*shake*
  • Current Mood: SUGAR RUSH
  • Current Music: No Doubt - Home Now
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*purrrrrrr*

Mmmm.... mellow... sugar rush gone... now just warm and cozy.


Sigh, times like this I want someone to cuddle with. Bleh.
  • Current Mood: mellow mellow
  • Current Music: Yo-Yo Ma - The Encounter