Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Yeep. Thank God for coca-cola.
Update: My sinuses are now clear. Other than a short headache, no negative side-effects have been noticed.
I think once, just so I can say I've done it, I'm going to eat a solid blob of wasabi.
After I get out of the hospital I'll get an award or medal or commendation or something, I'm sure of it.