Had a banana and red bull earlier in an attempt to keep me awake. $2.75 for a tiny little can of red bull. It's like drinking liquid gold. Does seem to have helped, though.
Mayhaps I need something stronger. Do they have insane crack snorting bull? It should also be hyper-caffeinated so it explodes all over you out of the can when you open it. For no reason, really, other than to be obnoxious. And it should have the legal limits on every legal stimulant they can find. You'll be shaking like a crackwhore in wichita, or your money back.
To reiterate: Neal Stephenson rocks.