ntang (ntang) wrote,
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John Kerry, comedian

Ok, so that's never going to happen, but it sounds like he had a good appearance on Letterman last night.

Taken from here: http://blog.johnkerry.com/blog/archives/002879.html

Kerry's Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals

In case you missed it, click here to watch John Kerry deliver his list of "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" on the David Letterman story. And if you're in a hurry, here's a printed version of the list.

"Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
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